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A particularly great poem by Ian

The FireHose- by Ian and Matt

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don't set fire to my clothes
because I have a fire-hose.
don't set fire to my nose
because I have my fire-hose.
don't set fire to my toes
because I have my fire-hose.
don't set fire to my bros
cause they don't have my fire-hose.
I've had my highs, I've had my lows
but I'll always have my fire-hose.
when you come to see our shows
we'll spray you with my fire-hose.
I think homegrown really blows
bet they don't have a fire-hose.
i lay down my funky flos
and rap about my fire-hose.
i was kicked out of the webelos
for playing with my fire-hose
as long as I have hair that grows
i'll wash it with my fire-hose.
you are all just average joes,
cuz you don't have my fire-hose.
we have corn that grows in rows
i water it with my fire-hose.
every single time it snows
i make ice with my fire hose
i have friends and i have foes
they don't like my fire-hose
i hate bands Like Counting Crows
they all can suck my fire-
hose.